Tuesday, January 04, 2011

K’mando Strapless Pouch Fits like a Glove and Looks like an Elegant Sock Puppet


The next step in men’s underwear design is both less and more: less straps, less material, yet more comfort. With the K’mando Strapless Pouch, cumbersome straps are a thing of the past. Cushioned and seamless, the K’mando Strapless Pouch supports the three amigos down below while hiding unseemly seams beneath your clothes – not the way to stand out in a crowd.

K’mando, the no-holds-barred approach to men’s underwear, is like a ball-bearing wall for your balls but holds everything in place in a soft unencumbered way, in 100% Micro-Terry COMFORTREL fabric, an au naturale feeling beneath the pants.

Life is restrictive enough: staying in between the yellow lines, working from 9-5, standing in line at the store. Why should underwear be restrictive, too?

K'mando underwear doesn’t follow the rules. It’s the new break out style in men’s underwear – the underwear that says f*** you to traditional men’s underwear brands that are too afraid to take a chance.

Don’t be a victim of the old traditional tighty-whitey, ball, and chain straps of the past. Be bold and ballsy in K’mando mens pouch underwear, available in white, black, gray, or nude. Feel free each day while going commando into the work demilitarized zone. As other wounded warriors grimace from being ensnared in an underwear trap, a smile brightens your face, beaming the comfort of feeling as if you’re wearing almost nothing down below. Just because you’re stuck in a cubicle, doesn’t mean your underwear needs to be, too.

Don’t be an underwear robot. Break out of the pack and make a statement to the same blurry faces that you see disappear into a crowd on the street and beneath their pants. They’re stuck in an underwear rut that requires a constant tug and shift. In a K’mando Pouch, you can take on a day without worrying what’s happening down below.

Go K’mando and win the war against tug and shift underwear,

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I got one of these and I was very excited because it looks super hot and seemed like it would be great for hot weather when you want to wear as little as possible under your clothes. However, I was sorely disappointed. I am at most of average endowment and trying to get this wrapped around my equipment was akin to putting myself in a stranglehold. Even once I was able to get it on, I immediately realized that this would be completely impractical for wearing under clothes in public because a trip to the bathroom would turn into a 20 minute affair.

Anonymous said...

I really like these little pouches. They feel nice on my equipment. It's easy to extract myself when necessary. Having the pouch for my tool makes them unique in men's underwear. Works like a charm. I feel special when I wear them.

Anonymous said...

for summer minimalism, try a thong or a fashion jock. Papi makes a great thong in a 3-pack, and Cin-2 has great jocks made of cool, silky, breathable material in great prints.

Anonymous said...

Hmm. This reads less like an article and more like an unedited list of ideas for taglines.

Figaro said...

I agree with the first writer, above. Getting it on and keeping it on are both challenges. I have to go into a stall just to relieve myself, since I would be standing at the urinal making funny moves for far too long.

In short, it sounds like fun, but it isn't.

Anonymous said...

I have to say that I went against the recommendations here....and I am glad that I did..

While the first time I put the "sock" on it was a little challanging (excitement may have played a part here) my partner's response made it worth while.

Maybe not everyday underwear....but a fun addition to my drawer...

UMan said...

Glad to see there's a good discussion going on here. I have as yet to still be able to get them on satisfactorily enough to have a thorough opinion of them.

Anonymous said...

Turn it inside out...with the pouch for your balls and pull your balls from below through the opening and stuff your cock into the large pouch and then push the rest of your skin and scrotum into the sock fix the snap stud ( I prefer it on he secon snap) shut and push remainder skin skin into the closed sock adjust your dress and there you go

Anonymous said...

i bought this and was realy excited but the size is a little bit to small if you know what i mean but i still got the whole family in there another thing is these are great to wear on a nude beach if you dont like to go all the way out they were also very useful sweating on a hot day and didnt have to feel like i wet myself

Anonymous said...

Use it first time today - was very comfortable and was actually easy to put on. Will definitely continue using this and plan to buy some more.

Hemnwmnh8ter said...

It looks great, however there's something very similar to this that I'm looking for...to describe everything goes in one pouch nothing like the kmando...anyone know what I'm talking about and where to find them? Or what they are called?

Anonymous said...

Bought these awhile ago. I love them for exercise. To Hemnwmnh8ter ,go to koalaswim.com they might have what your looking for. There have some crazy stuff.

Anonymous said...

I bought three. These must have been designed for someone with very large testicles and a short penis. The penis pouch is barely long enough in my most flaccid state and the testicle pouch (1 not 2) hangs well below my testicles. Perhaps most mens scrotum is more loose than mine. It does not stay on under pants for more than 10-15 minutes. The material of the pants tends to pull it off when you move. The material is nice but you can get a pretty good cock sock by buying boys size 4-7 no-show athletic socks. Your testicles fit in the heel and the toe is plenty roomy for your penis. Like the Kmando they tend to pull of under pants but they are cheap, $4.95 for 3 pair.